Well, to help put an end to the conversation I have put together a definitive list of key traits and characteristics of individuals who are inherently untrustworthy.
People not to trust in these times of terror and heightened security measures.
- People who, when slicing cheese and don't cut themselves an extra slice to eat while they're putting the block of cheese back in the fridge
- People who keep tomato sauce in the cupboard
- People who keep Vegemite in the fridge
- Security guards who smile too much
- People who don't perform the perfunctory 'thanks' wave when you let them merge
- Pedestrians who don't perform the perfunctory 'sorry' wave and increase pace when on the crossing
- People who don't consume a hot beverage in the morning
- People who just straight up say 'No' without even considering to put a polite, tentative 'Yeah...' in front of it
- People who maintain too much eye contact
- People who continue conversations while in a public bathroom
- People who poop in public bathrooms
- People who say “remind me to...” without putting an 'ooh!' in front of it
- People who don't like tea
- Car drivers when I'm a pedestrian
- Pedestrians when I'm in a car
- Teachers who smile too little
- People who don't lick the spoon or bowl
- People who drink milk ON the use by date
- People who wear hats indoors
- People who have never eaten nutella or milo straight out of the jar
- People who don't like animals
- People who walk really slowly in the centre of the narrow footpath
- People who leave a bathroom stall without warning you that they've used up the last of the toilet paper
- People who arrive too early
- People who don't like pizza
- People who haven't seen Lord of the Rings
- People who don't know how to put appropriate graphics to their posts
People who post blogs!
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