My rapidly approaching death.

Some people fear death. Most actively avoid it.

I on the other hand, have paid $100 to die. In a horrible, public way.

Tough Mudder.

A 20km obstacle course/death run designed by the British SAS. Pretty much to kill you. If running though mud, ice cold water and jumping walls doesn't sound bad enough for you, rest assured. There is fire and electricity involved as well.

So... when I signed up in February I was like. YUP. PLEEEEEEENTY of time to get fit! What I forgot to take into account was that I was going to be visiting Serbia where the culture is like

And so... I find myself less than 2 months out, and looking more like this

than the sculpted Elyse I had in mind...

So... the only reasonable expectation for me? 

Death