A day in the life of Battle Block
1.
Right. This is
it. I’m gonna SMASH this battle block. I’m going to be the next Rommel, the
next Bridges, the next Governor genera…
2.
SHIT. Where’s my
rifle?
3.
I’m so glad I
have this section. I like them all so much. We work so well together. I can DO this.
4.
We all ready to
go? Good. Wait. Where’s Noi?
5.
Quick Attack
orders, go! Go! GO!
6.
STOPPAGE!
7.
Oh man. Leopard
crawling HURTS.
8.
Why is there
water all down my back?
9.
I was SO sure I screwed that waterbottle
lid on properly.
10.
I do
NOT remember the patrol out taking this long
11.
Was that 78 steps or 68 steps?
12.
Fuck.
Am I lost?
13.
Please
don’t be lost, please don’t be lost, please don’t be lost…
14.
HALT!
Check nav
15.
Thank god. We made it back. I am amazing. I will
henceforth demand that I am known as the exalted COMMANDER GLY…
16.
...Fuck. Where’s my rifle?
17.
Do up
your pouches idiot.
18.
Damn. Why
are my pouches always open?
19.
Piquet
again?! I feel like my life is one dirty, great big piquet.
20.
I’m
hungry.
21.
It’s
getting dark, and I’m hungry.
22.
I hope
someone’s cooking me food.
23.
Someone
had better be cooking me food, goddammit.
24.
Honest
to god, how long does it take to do a clearing patrol?
25.
All
these people are idiots.
26.
Where’s
my rifle?
27.
Where’s
my night weapon sight?
28.
Why do
I have SO much shit in my pack? I can’t find anything I need.
29.
Is it
too soon for a baby wipe shower?
30.
Am I
already starting to stink? How is that possible?
31.
I don’t
want to start stinking before everyone else.
32.
Piquet
again!? Already?
33.
It’s so
cold. Should I take my sleeping mat out?
34.
I don’t
want ask if I can or not, in case they say no. I’m gonna just take it anyway.
35.
Oh god,
what was that? Are we gonna get contacted?
36.
WHAT IF
THEY CATCH ME ON MY MAT?
37.
I’m
gonna put my mat back.
38.
What if
they come when I’m gone?
39.
OH GOD.
I’M SO CONFLICTED. DO I LEAVE THE MAT OR NOT?
40.
What
was that?
41.
Bloody
Sergeants
42.
STAND
TO.
43.
Hah, at
least if I have to be awake, everyone else has to be too.
44.
…bloody
Sergeants…
45.
‘How do
you know if a young frog is from Eastern Europe?
It’s a Tad-pole’
- Go away Burley.
46.
Okay.
Nope. That’s definitely me. I definitely stink.
47.
I
really hope I don’t sprain my ankles, just so the medic doesn’t have to look at
my hairy legs.
48.
Chocolate for breakfast tomorrow? Yes. This is a lifestyle
choice I can wholeheartedly support.
49.
OH LORD. BED IS SO GOOD.
50.
Oh god.
Where’s my rifle?
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