Let this post be a beacon of hope to all twenty-somethings out there kicking off on their own for the first time. If Elyse can do it. So can you.
This past week has been the POLAR
OPPOSITE of last week, a week in which by Wednesday I was already
running back for the safety of the 'Den and Mumma Hen Glynn with my
tail between my legs.
After a week of wrong turns, where
every decision I made seem to run from bad to worse until eventually
I had to completely stop, look in the mirror (at the haggardly,
hagrid-like reflection I saw there) and be like.... Elyse... what
the eff are you DOING???
On the
functionality chart I was bordering somewhere between earthworm and
troll. I
am proud to announce that there has been a dramatic turn around and
for the time being I am at least at level Albatross/Ginny Weasley.
This week has been full of
achievements, the most major one being that I didn't end up
accidentally killing myself – something which I am pretty sure
would have happened last week if I hadn't taken some SERIOUS TIME OUT
and worked out exactly what I had to do to fulfil the requirements of
becoming an adult. Let me tell you my friends, if being an adult was
considered some kind of team, then I would have won the MVP award
this week.
Not only did a customer come in on
Sunday and compliment me on the great job I did with handling that
DOUCHE BAG last week. But I also remembered to take my MOTHER FREAKING GREEN BAG TO THE MOTHER FREAKING SUPERMARKET.
'YOU
ARE WELCOME
MOTHER NATURE' I
thought in allcaps to myself, followed closely by,
'God,
I'm so good at this maturity stuff!!'
I've been followed around
by this yellow glow of happiness this whole week, literally vomiting
it upon people and places I touch. The bus for example....
WHICH (might I add) I
MANAGED TO CATCH THE RIGHT ONE EVERY SINGLE TIME THIS WEEK. WHAT
A BAMF!!!!
I feel like I've been
consistently reenacting those great lines from the Queen classic
'We are the Champions'
...I've had my share
of sand kicked in my face
but I never
LOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!!!!
That's
right everyone. You are now looking at a girl (woman!!!???) who can
now hold down a job, do a Masters degree, catch the bus and COOK FISH
FINGERS.... wait for it... IN
THE OVEN!!!!
Also,
I didn't go on the horribly awkward
'deceptively-old-full-time-busker-who-rude-pashed-me' date this week
(which in all honesty could be a blog post unto itself!)
LIFE HAS BEEN GOOD TO
ME.
Next
step, doing it with some kind of modesty and not high fiving myself
in the street like an absolute loser when I do something right.
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